Legion of Captains

The Legion of Captains is a guild of computer generated warriors and nanomachine colonies formerly built by 𝓓𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮 and rediscovered by Anunnaki Reptilians in ancient times and later Henry Ford in the 1920s with many new models refurbished by Boston Dynamics, a BNL backed company, post-timeskip. These captains known and seen as replicants were once created under the watchful eyes of Captain 0, a kind captain who sought to only protect the world until Mr. Game & Watch of the NPC Alliance took over what became a major UN crafted project dubbed Bot & Watch, one of the many five year plan programs within the current Five Year & Watch Program. As refurbished rediscovered ancient weapons built from the Bot & Watch Project within Boston Dynamics, they fight for honor and integrity within the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society as well as the Good Society. There were once more than thirty-one members in the legion, which are led by founder Captain 0 (who holds the rank of Captain), however after the time skip they have been reduced to 7 members, F&%^ YOU Mr. Game & Watch, along with the founder while others have been revoked of being Captain being relabeled as a number replicant. The Legion of Captains is currently the second largest organization of captains in the UnAnything Universe, after that of PirateCon that they held in Chicago last year.

History

The Legion of Captains was created by Captain 0 in the early 18th century during the First Undefeatable War. Captain 0 founded the group to provide support for the Loyalist Army. In a serious of events that was entirely unrelated to the Legion, the Loyalists won the war and the Legion was not sentenced to death by Sea Bears. Captain 0 would however be injured from the battle and be rebuilt from Blendin Blandin's Chromebook which was given to Henry Ford.

In early 2001, prior to 9/11, a schism took place within the Legion. Captain 1 declared that he wanted no part of a group led by Captain 0, preferring instead to side with Jimbo Wales and his so called "facts" on his so called "Wikipedia". This war now continues on with Jimbo Wales dead and Perkins Miller becoming his new ally. Captain 1, along with Captains 2 and 3, engaged in a brief battle with Captain 0 before venturing off to Wikipedia. After that website turned out being a load of crap, Captains 2 and 3 begged for forgiveness and were put through initiation once again. Captain 1, however, swore vengeance and has since become the Legion's most infamous enemy, he would also gain a new nickname, Hate & Watch. Later in the 5700s the number captains would be reduced down to a few members and Mr. Game & Watch would select who would be captains for the number replicants. Captain 2 and 3 would face death and rumors have been circulating on whatever or not Captain 3 was ever truly dead as it was revealed later that Mr. Game & Watch and Captain 3 were parallel universe counterparts moments after Captain 3's death.

Mr. Murder & Watch

“	Mr. Game & Watch reflecting on the deaths of Captain 2 and 3	”
-We came, we saw, he died

The fates of Captain 2 and Captain 3 remain unknown to this very day, but many leaked emails have shown the truth, that Mr. Game & Watch is a murderer with blood on his hands. Some traces have been linked to Captain 0's pizza company, Captain 0's Pizza, however, proof of spirit cooking is yet to be seen. Those who are aware of Mr. Game & Watch's suspicious take over and claim to power have labeled him as Mr. Murder & Watch as well as Mr. Die & Watch for showing himself as a blood thristy murderer engaged in murdering the other number captains in part of his shadow task force teams within the UN dubbed Order & Watch which lead various lesser replicants to their early grave in many battles some of which have been dubbed UnBattles. B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S., another sub group within the Good Society would later report these deaths that happened during an incident within Necron 5 as missing in action which no dead bodies traced back. Mr. Game & Watch had been reported to have carrying large amounts of concentrated, boiling hot Sodium Hydroxide solution to dispatch any traitors who challenge him. Later it was found out that Mr. Game & Watch was trying to prevent parallel universe challengers for his position in the NPC Alliance.

Leader

• Captain 0: Boss & Watch

Members

Each member Captain holds a position within Mr. Game & Watch's order doing various tasks for him inside the NPC Alliance.

• Captain 100: Weeb & Watch
• Captain 1000: Pope & Watch
• Captain 77: Finance & Watch
• Captain 60: Plunder & Watch
• Captain 50: Gunsling & Watch
• Captain 90: Gas & Watch
• Captain 0/0: Snipe & Watch, clone of Captain -0 created by Chuck Norris.

Demoted/Freaktures

• Captain h.o.r.r.o.r
• Captain Err0r
• Captain -9223372036854775807: Ghost & Watch
• Captain -0: Snipe & Watch - Corrupted by Captain 1

Management Team

• Mr. Game & Watch and heads of the NPC Alliance
• Captain Obvious
• Replicant α