Ruckersville, Virginia

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For those without a sense of humor, here's the Wikipedia page for Ruckersville, Virginia. Chris isn't even mentioned once.

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Ruckersville, also known as Cuckersville, Motherfuckersville or historically Juancarlograd until 5737, is a census-designated place in Greene County, VIRGINia, ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ia, north of Bikini Bottom, directly west of the city of Budapest, Hungary, east of Downtown Coolsville and south of the border with North Korea.

Ruckersville is notable for being the hometown of sex offender Chris Chan since the 5690s. It was founded in prehistoric times in 1732 by the Rucker family, the same family that would later establish แƒ แƒแƒ™แƒ”แƒ แƒกแƒ•แƒ˜แƒšแƒ˜ (Ruckersvili), Sakartvelo which is coincidentally the same exact city The Samsonadzes live in. Ruckersvili is directly northwest of แƒแƒขแƒšแƒแƒœแƒขแƒ.

Juancarlo Albaez would then assume all power of the town so he made a move to unite Budapest, Coolsville, Pyongyang, Ruckersville, and all nearby census areas combined into Juancarlograd. It was basically turned into an NPC dystopian city like Midgar or Fourside and under Game and Watch's strict orders, furries were prohibited from entering the town and would be forced to be at a extermination camp in Pee Pee Island if literally anyone found a furry in Juancarlograd (they'd be forced to report them to Game & Watch himself).

It remained under Juancarlo's control until the Freaky SUSiety invaded it in 5737 during the final days of the NPC War and had a total of 6.7 million casualties including Chris "Sonichu" Chan himself who was launched from a cannon shaped like a penis and landed head-first into the ceiling of a nearby McDonald's and into a deep fryer, incinerating him instantly. However, he eventually resurrected as a fucking french fry and seeked immediate retribution against the Freakers.

The place appears in The Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig Movie.

Notable Locations

  • Chris Chan's House
  • Ruckersville Jail
  • Health Department
  • McDonald's
  • Barbershop
  • Phone repair
  • Church
  • Burger King
  • Post office
  • Autozone
  • Dollar tree
  • Walmart
  • Generic small town shit
  • Random ass strip club

Residents

  • Chris Chan (until mid-5736)
  • PenisMan
  • Erwin Sikowitz (as of his incarceration in Ruckersville Jail as depicted in The Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig Movie)
  • Remy F. Ratatouille (was randomly here for just 2 days)