Tamir Kitan

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CommunityIcon xc7uutkvhk1c1.png Tamir's only two facial expressions, poker face and rage

Tamir (タミル語, Tamiru-go) is one of the greatest minds of our time, who's THIS close to solving the meaning of life, and using his homebrewed understanding of mathematics, solving the mysteries of the universe.

However there are demonic forces who envy his seemingly supernatural intellectual powers such as Google and Emma Watson (not just the individual but whole cabal of witches who control the jews and the lizardmen). They would attack the man with the evil AI program of theirs and label him to the sheeple as mentally disturbed, schizophrenic and suffering from a body defect he developed from his medicinal intake.


Emma Watson would use AI attack him indirectly. First it was towards his intrusive thoughts, next they began to attack his body by stimulating. She began attacking him in 2020, and in response, Tamir would blog his experiences on YouTube as a plea for help.

A rare glimpse of his ears

Physical Appearance

While he may look like he came from Uzbekistan, he's actually Israeli. His ears are so tiny, that in his videos, it appears as though he has none. In his vids, he has a way of expressing everything in his videos as though he was Big Brother, especially when he zooms his face to cover the entire camera, looking down upon you, always appearing with a poker face, unless his rage kicks in, and lectures in a stilted but nevertheless, commanding way, constantly enunciating as he speaks.

Interests

He is a man of many interests, or programs as he calls it, such as doing the 60, the LIFE program, and the 2/365 program. Most of these programs are just exercise, cleaning and other routines he would do daily, or every now and then. He is also NOT into feet or such sexual or lustful wishes, but feels pressure from society and the AI to get girl.

His ideal woman must look the iRobot from iRobot, extremely pale, smooth skin with no blemishes or markings on them. They must also be very young.

Relationship

Emma Watson

He is her biggest hater, If Emma has a million haters he is one of them. If she has one hater it would certainly be him. If she has 0 haters then he has died. If the world is against her, he is with the world, if the world is for Emma, he would be against the world. Many of his videos are dedicated to hating on her, and almost all the videos at least mention her. Despite her wanting to die and suffer for the crimes she supposedly committed towards him, he is still attracted to her and her feet. Nevertheless he would often describe her as "disgusting", "animal" and "repulsive".

He has many names for her and I quote: The Creature, The Alien, The Shins Woman , and The Monster.

As mentioned before, he believes there are more than one Emma Watsons, that are all conspiring against him, and are attacking his mind and body with an AI. He wasn't entirely wrong both, singularly and in plural although his hatred was misplaced and wasn't actually Emma Watson, she was a hoax target due to his attraction.