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Games Dolph
Alias(es)	Board James Nostalgia Critic John Lemon
Species	Nerd
Relative(s)	Mike Horsecock Matei The Nerdy Turd (Son) Harlot of the Flies (Ex-wife) A normal wife and kids
Affiliation(s)	Rex Viper Soylent Raycon SurfsharkVPN Raid Shadow Legends
Occupation(s)	Movie Reviews Musician
Role	Himself
Actor	Himself
Onlyfans	Probably
Status	Alive

James Rolph is a movie reviewer and main owner of Cinemassacre YouTube channel, and the lead member the music band Rex Viper. He is commonly mistaken to the Angry Video Game Nerd which holds no part of. He confirmed this was all a Mandela effect. He plays a key role in the Cinemassacre Podcast, which is why he owns the YouTube channel.

He helps Fanboy and Chum Chum to stop Oz from becoming a member of ChannelAwesome and become the replacement for the great calamity that was Melvin, brother of the Joker, by arguing with him over which of their favorite respective Godzilla monsters had the better penis.