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{{Deceased}} | ''"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, leah" - [[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]]''{{Deceased}} | ||
[[File:Skinnedalive.webp|thumb|Jax | |||
'''Jax''', actual name | |||
''"Did you not read the tenth commandment? '''THOU SHALL FAP'''. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack'' | |||
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''"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.'' [[File:Skinnedalive.webp|thumb|"CURSE YOU DOTAR SURK!!!!" - Jax]] | |||
'''Jax''', also known online as '''Jackthechudchamp67''', actual name '''Tiny Dick Jack,''' was a Larper and NPC who was [[Big Dick Randy]]'s 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by [[Dotar Surk]] after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime [[Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Jorkin' Show|Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show]] because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower. | |||
Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out. | Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, [[Mamiya Takuji (Also Known as Jewish Pedophile)|Mamiya Takuji]], and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out. | ||
The real reason why he entered the digital circus was to find the perfect person for his master [[bbno$]] to larp. When Palm Tree entered the circus, he knew how easily bbno$ could larp her. That is why he was so hesitant to form a friendship with her, because to him, being friends with her, would betray his NPC master bbno$. During the series finale of ''Big Dick Randy's Big Veiny Swinging PeePee | The real reason why he entered the digital circus was to find the perfect person for his master [[bbno$]] to larp. When Palm Tree entered the circus, he knew how easily bbno$ could larp her. That is why he was so hesitant to form a friendship with her, because to him, being friends with her, would betray his NPC master bbno$. During the series finale of ''Big Dick Randy's Big Veiny Swinging Chef PeePee The Musical: The Show: Afterhours'' 2: ''Electric Cockballoo'', after successfully escaping from getting gay raped by Big Dick Randy in his demonic grave for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time, he returns to NPC home state of California only to Get Get Get ass raped by [[Tung Tung Tung Sahur|Larp Larp Larp Sahur]], Dotar and his [https://giphy.com/gifs/chad-gigachad-giga-CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc R34 artists] after discovering that he is indeed a real person before Dotar strikes him with lightning and skins him alive. <blockquote>''"I'm glad this dude lost all his friends, hates himself, and got skinned alive. Lowkey goon to him though."'' - ''Ya boy Big Dick Randy''</blockquote> | ||
== '''<big><u>Trivia</u></big>''' == | |||
*Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax. | |||
*His favorite football team is the [[Denver Broncos]], very shitty team if you ask me. | |||
*Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night. | |||
*[[𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax]] is WAY better than this fag. | |||
*he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him | |||
*It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort. | |||
**Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst. | |||
== Gallery == | |||
[[File:Unappreciative of true art.png|left|thumb|tiny dick jack refuses to watch true art]][[File:Theamazingdigitalhorror.png|frameless|345x345px]][[File:IMG 9476.png|frameless]] | |||
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[[File:Fat little chud.mp3|1x1px|autoplay|loop]] | |||
[[Category:Deceased]] | [[Category:Deceased]] | ||
[[Category:Dotar Surk's victims]] | [[Category:Dotar Surk's victims]] | ||
[[Category:Self-Inserts]] | |||
[[Category:NPCs]] | [[Category:NPCs]] | ||
[[Category:Rabbits]] | [[Category:Rabbits]] | ||
[[Category:LARPers]] | |||
Latest revision as of 16:28, 14 July 2026
"looks like we're gonna have to kill this guy, leah" - 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax
"Did you not read the tenth commandment? THOU SHALL FAP. When the Palm Tree is away the Jax comes out to play!" - Tiny Dick Jack
"Shit man... This song is about me." - Tiny Dick Jack while listening to im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud.
Jax, also known online as Jackthechudchamp67, actual name Tiny Dick Jack, was a Larper and NPC who was Big Dick Randy's 1# bitch who only lived to get gay raped by him in his grave (he still got gay raped on Halloween when he resurrects from his grave as part of his daily routine every October 31st) somehow Jax escaped one day only before getting fucking skinned alive by Dotar Surk after he told a nervous, mildly offensive joke about him. Rest in shit (RIS) Before his gruesome death, he consistently got fucked and cucked by every other character in the mid anime Big Dick Randy's Big Spooky Dick Spankin' Show because he’s a little bitch boi who’s scared of some fuckass corn on the cob (because while he was trapped inside big dick randy's spooky grave he shoved corns up his ass which were taped to his enormous penis causing him major PTSD whenever he sees a corn). Jax was used as a towel by Big Dick Randy every time he got out of his freaky ass shower.
Similar to many other NPC Larpers like Rick Sánchez, BoJack Horseman, Mamiya Takuji, and Blitzø, his whole deal and "deep characterization" was obvious from the start. He also gets a lot of panic attacks like a fucking wimp. He was just pissed about his closeted gay relationship with Thomas not working out.
The real reason why he entered the digital circus was to find the perfect person for his master bbno$ to larp. When Palm Tree entered the circus, he knew how easily bbno$ could larp her. That is why he was so hesitant to form a friendship with her, because to him, being friends with her, would betray his NPC master bbno$. During the series finale of Big Dick Randy's Big Veiny Swinging Chef PeePee The Musical: The Show: Afterhours 2: Electric Cockballoo, after successfully escaping from getting gay raped by Big Dick Randy in his demonic grave for the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time, he returns to NPC home state of California only to Get Get Get ass raped by Larp Larp Larp Sahur, Dotar and his R34 artists after discovering that he is indeed a real person before Dotar strikes him with lightning and skins him alive.
"I'm glad this dude lost all his friends, hates himself, and got skinned alive. Lowkey goon to him though." - Ya boy Big Dick Randy
Trivia
- Gooseworx said that if the fandom fucking sucked ass than she would purposefully make the show worse. No wonder why she decided to put so much focus on Jax.
- His favorite football team is the Denver Broncos, very shitty team if you ask me.
- Dotar Surk pisses on his corpse every Friday night.
- 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Jax is WAY better than this fag.
- he actually liked big dick randy and felt lonely after he escaped from his grave. he tried asking random ass people off the streets to anally fuck him
- It's a well known fact that Jax is Jackthechudchamp67's awful and corny ahh self-insert since he was jealous of Mort's sexiness and pedophilia so he wanted to larp as one but was too much of a pussy to ever be a true degenerate like the greatest self-insert: Mort.
- Unlike Mort, Jack's self-insert justifies his own cringy personality which he think it's ok because the character is "supposed to be bad" meanwhile Mort is openly evil and fully proud of being the worst.
Gallery
