Garfield

“	Gₐᵣfᵢₑₗd… yₒᵤ, wₕₒ ₛₗₑₑₚ bₑₙₑₐₜₕ ₜₕₑ cᵣᵤₛₜ ₒf wₐₖᵢₙg ₜₕₒᵤgₕₜ… Dₒ yₒᵤ fₑₑₗ ₜₕₑ wₑᵢgₕₜ ₒf yₒᵤᵣ ₕᵤₙgₑᵣ? ᵢₜ gₙₐwₛ ₙₒₜ ₐₜ yₒᵤᵣ bₑₗₗy bᵤₜ ₐₜ ₜₕₑ ₚᵢₗₗₐᵣₛ ₒf ᵣₑₐₗᵢₜy. Wᵢₗₗ yₒᵤ ₙₒₜ ₜₐₛₜₑ ₜₕₑ fₗₐᵥₒᵣ ₒf yₒᵤᵣ ᵤₙdₒᵢₙg?	”
-A thousand eyes of ꙮ fixed on Garfield's untold path of destruction

Garfield
Voiced by:	Chris Pratt
Biographical Information
Sex:	Male
Gender:	Male
Pronouns:	He/Him
Classification(s):	Feline
Blood Type:	Evil
Alignment:	Chaotic Evil (self-proclaimed)
Occupation(s):	Cosmic Lovecraftian Devourer
Status:	Active

Garfield, also known as Lasagna Ocelot. Is an assassin and the secondary antagonist of the Blue Shell Incident and a major character in Skullgirls lore, and the secondary villain protagonist of SBFW mythos next to his leader FreakyBob having been involved in a long war against Gary the NPC Snail. He's a Eldritch Lovecraftian Outer God after the time skip and is an enemy against all individuals in a similar vain to Dotar Surk. When he's not captured by the Good Society or being used as a pawn by those who can take him, Garfield is out causing untold destruction and horrors beyond your comprehension for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. The British division of F.E.E.T. known as T.O.E.S. really hates him and can't stand his eldritch carnage and neither can Jon.

Garfield watches Porn! (This will be edited later)

Formerly just a regular cat in SBFW's pre-timeskip narrative he would grow into one of the biggest eldritch horrors of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society. Prior to the 6th Millennium, he had been at war between the forces the NPC Alliance and Galcatacus' Forces within the League of Gangstas slowly becoming more and more eldritch as a fractured chaos god. The death of Galcatacus had made former felines with the Vermillion gene weak and fractured across the multiverse. With the death of their former master, Lord Twinkles would come home crying to Jon Arbuckle for help against this mean and bad kitty cat. As the biggest 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 CƱMʂσσɱҽɾ of Lasagna, his meals consist of corpses of his victims brought by him and his mass shooter pal Sam Hyde who feeds him the bodies of shooter victims.

If you see him, it's already too late, for he never misses dinner.

He has an arch rival: Ahnka, who he fucking hates for eating meals meant for him and him alone. Thankfully he killed her for good.

Ahnka's fate

Biography

Garfield is a fat orange cat who lives in Muncie, Indiana with his owner, Jon Arbuckle, and dog Odie. Garfield is well known for his love of food, especially lasagna, and sleep, as well as his hatred for Mondays.

He was first to brag as he killed Odie, his pet colleague for being a retarded nuisance. Impressed by his skills, Zigra hired him to do his evil deeds (one of which was to assassinate his brother Yonggary) before making his hitman services public on RentAHitman.com where Kyle used him as a proxy to kill Fanboy and Chum Chum, in the episode: 9 Bars, 9 Lives, only failing due to the boys leaving him a red herring trail of lasagna to make him too fat to walk. He was also hired to kill Squigly, where he decisively succeeds.

Personality

Garfield is lazy, sarcastic, arrogant, and selfish. He can also be quite mean or even sadistic at times, which can be seen through his habit of mocking, pranking, and outright abuse of Jon and Odie. Despite this, he can also be courageous and compassionate, as despite his viciousness towards them, he REALLY WANTS THEM BOTH DEAD!!

Appearance

Garfield is an overweight orange tabby cat with big eyes, a pink nose, yellow lips, and black stripes all over his body.

Trivia

"Meow, let’s skip to the part where I win, shall we, Jon?"

Despite his laziness and fatassery, Garfield is shown to be really fast and packing a punch to anyone he fights against, as seen in many platform fighters he's it.

He's also a practitioner of poohing.