Dr. Gastronomical IV

Dr. Gastronomical
Aliases	King Ass Ripper The Cosmic Slob Big Boy
Companions	Lacey (left) Borgtron (lost) Mimi (left) Necron 99 (died) A toy robot dinosaur (died) Bonachelli the musical mouse in red (died) Adric
Death	Hot MILFs in your local area
Notable Bastards he had to deal with	Skibidi Toilet The Boy Kisser KingCobraJFS Lord Lavender Ghost Girls Israel and Palestine Azazel Sleep Paralysis demons Hot MILFs in your local area Cheese A legion of Super Marios
Favourite Trick	Farting so loud, that things break
The Number of times he had farted or burped	77,233 times

“	Auugh! Sniff dat raunchy ass fart, ready fo' mo'?	”
-Dr. Gastronomical

Avatars of Dr. Gastronomical  I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X XI XII XIII XIV XV

Dr. Gastronomical is one the last remaining Funk Giants alive, alongside, the Incredible Gassy and Sgt. Braphog. His goal in life is to protect the status quo from threats and radical terrorists, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, throughout Earth's history. But he focuses more so on the extraterrestrial threats due to other vigilantes like Fanboy and Chum Chum doing much of his job in the early 21st century.

The King dumpsters all over the boykisser.

Prologue

Dying in hospital from the allergic reaction to a bee sting. He blew up the morgue with his stink bomb and non-nonchalantly left a trail of stink, nicking a bagel in mayonnaise from the canteen. Back at the TURDIS, he put on a wife beater vest, sat down on his lay-z-boy and watch TV and binging junk food.

Character

The most remarkable feature about him is his tourrettes. He has a habit of going "augh" or laughing sarcastically. He loves being a messy, greasy slob. As shown by his Jackson Bollock's artwork of a wife beater vest. This came with a more voracious appetite than the previous 3. More prideful than his lifes since then, he always has a tremendous gut hanging clearly out of his vest. He also has the loudest braps of all his lives, with his farts reaching up to 300 decibels. This fest has given him the nickname: KingAssRipper. Originally the thinner than most of his forms. By the end of Season 38, he becomes bigger than Big Chungus.

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Adventures

Season 11Season 12Season 13Season 14Season 15Season 16Season 17

Season 4

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
Penis			2
The Greentide			3
Omphallos			2
Learn Colours With Skibidi Toilet			6
Dr. Gastronmical and the Pirates!			4
Crazy Butt Vs. Every Single Ghost Girl in Fiction			2
Birthday Fear Party			4
Dr. Whatsapp				6
Beta and The Bannermen

Season 5

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
			2
			3
			1

Season 6

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
			2
			3
			1

Season 6

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
			2
			3
			1

Season 6

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
			2
			3
			1

Season 6

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
			2
			3
			1

Season 6

Episodes	Images	Descriptions	Parts	Helpers
			2
			3
			1

Legacy

Fourth is considered to be the true face of Dr. Gastronomical series, as his fourth life was in the program for longest out of any other incarnation. Couple that in with being featured in the series' golden era, all greased up and drenched in fucking mayonnaise, and smashed it in with some beers. There's more than meets the belly as to why the king lived to rip the longest.

Unfortunately due to poor video tape storage quality at the time. Many of his episodes became lost media due to the rot.