Sans
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Real Name |
sads underquail the (rule) 34th | |
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Alias(es) |
the underman Adolf Hitler | |
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Species |
Underman | |
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Sex |
Racist | |
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Date of Birth |
April 20th, 1889 | |
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Nationality |
Autistrian | |
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Relative(s) |
Papyrus Undertale | |
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Residence |
Cockermouth, United Kingdom Hell, Norway (formerly) | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Calcium Incorporated | |
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Occupation(s) |
Meth Dealer | |
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Rank |
No. | |
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First Appearance |
in your mom | |
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Role |
Scotland | |
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Actor |
Jack Black | |
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Onlyfans |
yes | |
“ hey human... wanna have a bad tiem? ” -sans before he rapes you
Pans ndUertale is the raging homophobic leader of the Sons of Ren, known as the First Son of Ren. He is also a minor character in Scary Godmother: the game. He appears when you 101% Pizza Tower, 100% Celeste, and beat the easiest undertale fangame. All at once. Has bad relations with hyper realistic sans because he took a picture of him and karkat vantas having sex. He also dropped the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima, and was there during the Fat Man Incident.
History
Sheds Blunderfail was created in a factory by Ren when trying to create his son. Ren was so disgusted by his creation that he threw him to the worst place he knew, the british isles. when he arrived, the british gladly took him in as their new citizen. as he grew up he never got dental care, so thats why his teeth are always out. eventually he learned about Ren's second son, weezerus christ. blands got so angry that he fought weezersus to the death and killed and fused with him, becoming SANSUS CHRIST. he then enderpearl'd up to Ren and castrated him so he couldn't have another child and so he could have all the love from him. at one point he moved to norway to club some seals to death then moved back to his home in england.
Bands then had a slight emo phase cuz he realized he now had no brother. During the phase he had a mental breakdown after realizing anime isn't real. He dropped the emo phase though after some 7 year olds told him to stop or he would get banned from Fortnite. Fans got really sad that he had no brother so he used the nectar of Ren's castrated balls to create Papyrus, the Third Son of Ren.
Jeans was fighting The Engineer in his God Form with the help of Carl Wheezer. They both got their asses kicked and realized they had to fuse to become strong enough to beat him. They fused into SANS WHEEZER and got their asses kicked again because Engineer clapped them in between his booty cheeks. Luckily, Cans survived the battle just long enough to watch Sniper and Duo fight Engineer. Carl Wheezer died tho.
Sans' favourite song is this.
Abilities
- He can instantly destroy all gays with the snap of his fingers.
- It doesn't work on Papyrus tho because it's his brother.
- He can instantly make any meme funny by just being there.
- He can blast Megalovania Earrape at a rate increasing 420 dB per 1 sextillionth of a microsecond.
Notes
- He is good friends with Rapetrap because he also rapes people ears on the daily by blasting Megalovania Earrape at full volume.
- He founded Calcium Inc.
- He eats honey nut cheerios everyday for breakfast.
ȉ̸̫̠͔̔̚m̶̢͈̳̩͓̱̼͓̙̳͓̥͋͌͑̽̉̽̏͘͝͝ ̸̼̦͖̹̤̙̓̾̈́̓̽͊8̷̜̒2̴̡͇̗̺̼̺̪̖͈̪͉̝͉̙͑̌̽͌͒̄̋͛͛̈̚͘͝͝ͅ ̷̖̟͖̓̆̀̋̾̆̈́̓̓̀̇̍͘̚͠a̴̻̖̥͠n̶͖̩̟̩̹̫̓̒̓̑̉͛̌̌͑̑̾͘͝d̴̢̧͙̜̳̟͎͍͔͈͈̖̯̣͑͐͑͂͜ ̸͇̟̗͖̮̜͚̻͓̓́̈́͘i̴̡̛̤͍̙̞͓̦̓̈̂̊͒̑̂̾̿͆͜ ̵̢̢̨̛̼̜̤̮̓̎͋̃̓̈́̎̓͊̅ͅh̸̛̖̩̪̟̥͕̰̝͖̩̏̽̉̎̀a̴̡̛͔̩̹̞͖͇̺̎̆̀͘͠d̵̢͖̙͕̦̼̱̟͇͔͗̌̇̓̎̆̓̓̃̿͜ ̶̧̦͈̻̠̱̬̂̿́͗ͅͅs̵̢̗͕̫̼̟̯̫̯̙̍͑̌͊̇͘͜͝ȩ̴̻͔̦̟͖̯̱̱͕͇̞̪̰̳͆͊̋̃̓̂̽x̴̰̪̥̜͕͆̽̀́̅̂͝ ̵͕͙̹̞̬͖͔͙̣̪̥͋̄̊̋͂̔̈́͐̃͗̚͜͜͠w̴̡̨̢̪̜̣͍̲͚̥̙͓͐͜͝ͅï̸̡̳̥̤̿̎̑̄͜t̵̫̲̟̦̠̜̥͍͔̱͖̟͑͊̽h̵̛͍̰͙̍̐̑̈̈͛ ̴̢̠̩̳̪̦̗̬̻͒̈́̀̓̈́̂̆͋ͅa̵̧̨̛̺̹̟̠̖̯̼̱̞̳̝̓̄̀͛͐̐̆̌̀̅̚ ̴͎̘̞̟̕9̴͎̪̥͓̤̫̮̐͒̓͂̋̚ ̷̦̭̣̫̬͉͖̰̀͑͝y̸̧͈̱͙̜̺͕͓͉̔̈́ę̸̙̭̔̓ā̷̻̰̤̮̳͚̼̟̬̞̟̓̔́͗̑͝ͅr̷̯̭̻̼̲͔͖͕̦̟͐͋̍͑͊̑̌́̇͗̎̉͝ ̷̡̲̥̖̺͈̟͔̤̼̭̜̩̓̇̆̐ö̴͕́̆l̶͙̞̺̾͋͗̇̾̎̂͠͝d̸̡͍̹̺̿͐͛͒̈́͝
