Squirt

Squirt is Dragon's adoptive brother that later works with Dick Dastardly in the 5720s. Unlike Dick, Squirt is completely oblivious to the fact that his name is obviously sex-related too, and as such their dynamic name is "Squirt and Dick" (sounds like squirting dick), which doesn't really help the latter's case since he wanted to work with Squirt because the NPCs made fun of his own name. Surprisingly, despite this, Squirt isn't a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and instead, is a completely normal preschool show character with a completely normal personality that's suitable for all families unlike 90% of every character on this wiki. The only reason why Squirt is helping out the SUSiety is because he's a complete dumbass and is unaware of their malevolent goals and actions (+ he wants to help his bro out.) Meanwhile, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 want Squirt to join because they think he's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 due to his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass name.

We do not talk about Goner Squirt. That information is classified.

Trivia

• He used to have a crush on Shimmer before she became his adoptive sister. Nice job, pre-2009 Nickelodeon. You've accidentally done "retroactive incest".
• If his parents and biological siblings are yellow, then why is he green?

Gallery

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  That fucking face.

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  He forgot to look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13^th