Kawasaki, Cago, Krico and Estriper
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"KAWASAKI ANALYSIS" - Estriper
Kawasaki, Cago, Krico and Estriper Magrevic, also known as the Magrevic Brothers or Magic Brothers, are 4 freaky penguin brothers from Antarctica. They are extremely cringe, edgy hardcore emos and devout freakers who fight NPCs and the Hornรญ Police. They are closely aligned with Raphael and Michelangelo.
Estriper[edit | edit source]
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Estriper Magrevic is a night club stripper who is the freakiest one out of the four and therefore is the leader.
He's racist,
Loves beating women and minorities,
Racist,
A man with a vagina,
Loves being racist,
Addicted to eating lead,
And even more racist.
Kawasaki[edit | edit source]
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Kawasaki J. Magrevic is the tallest and the second-in-command of the four. His intelligence outweighs both Krico's and Cago's and even Estriper's in nerd shit, but not in logic or common sense. He drives a green Kawasaki ninja motorcycle.
He's fluent in over 14 different African languages,
Tied to more human trafficking rings around the world than Jeffery Epstein,
Chopped off and ate the big toes of Kuwait's current emir.
Krico[edit | edit source]
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Krico is the real Chris Hanson and a meth addict who's hopping off his meds.
He's so mad and retarded, he can only make gutteral shouts and moans and loves to bag anything up his asshole.
Cago[edit | edit source]
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Chicago "Cago" Magrevic is the most fucking stupid of the four. His name means "shit" in Spanish and he has severe constipation WHEN YOU HAVE NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, JAUNDICE, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA AND GONORRHEA.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- There is a random scene in the Freaky Saga where a giant spaceship explosion occurs and Estriper says "holy mother" while the explosion happens in slo-mo.
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