EDP445

Sex Offender
Real Name	Eat Dat Pussy Four Four Five (Bryant)
Alias(es)	EDP The Horror Eatin Dat Cupcake Mr. Prime Minister Eat Dat Prison Food 445 Solomon Henderson Engineering Design Process my ass ANUS
Species	Rocket Ram
Sex	Male
Date of Birth	Early 1700s
Nationality	Canadian
Relative(s)	A part of the Epstein family
Residence	The Canadian white house or something
Affiliation(s)	Canada
Occupation(s)	YouTuber Canadian Prime Minister
Rank	Euclid
First Appearance	Part III: Stardust Crusaders Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Problem Child
Role	Major antagonist
Actor	Jeffrey Epstein

"You were in it for the minerals, I was in it for the cupcakes."

"Remember fool, Cupcakes come before bitches"

EDP445 is a major antagonist in the Fanboy and Chum Chum lore, and the main antagonist of the Pre-Sky Lark Era. He was the main antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb, and the posthumous overarching antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum: Operation ENDGAME and Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries.

He was a prominent character in the Pre-Timeskip of the main series as well, where he gave Kyle dating advice and tried to kill furries with Angela Anaconda. It was later revealed that he was in a leaked group chat along with Justin Trudeau where they exchanged inappropriate content regarding kids. The group chat got leaked and he was forced to seek refuge in Argentina.

Personality

He is obsessed with the eagles, he's also poetic and users metaphors to refer to certain things (like referring to children as cupcakes/his cupcakes)

Part III: Stardust Crusaders

He was a major antagonist who gave Kyle dating advice on a forum in which he was paid. He developed a crush overtime however (likely because Kyle is a kid) and began doing it for free. When the police found out he was soliciting minors online he fled to argentina along with Justin Trudeau.

Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb

Lost in Argentina, he and Justin Trudeau struggled to fend for themselves until Hank Schrader struck a deal with him after accidentally walking in on his brother-in-law jerking off. Hank would use his nephew as a human sacrifice for the unsatisfiable EDP, and his lust for cupcakes. Justin Trudeau urged him not to, but got killed in the process.

After murdering Hank's brother in law, walter white, he discovered that Justin Trudeau's fortune was in his name and that he'd be elected Canadian Prime Minister automatically for some stupidass reason. He began ruling Canada with an iron fist and planned to kidnap all the little girls in America. Fanboy found out about this, and planned to confront him. Hank Schrader tried getting in the way, but when EDP realized he could use this as an opportunity to torture Fanboy out of his intel, he used connections online to hire a group of neo-nazis to join him in pursuing the two.

During their stand-off in Canada, the neo-nazis interrupted the battle and held the two hostage until further notice. EDP445 remained in his hideout, but eventually his crimes against humanity caught up with him when a YouTube predator poacher leaked his chatlogs with whom he thought was a minor.

EDP445 ghosted his neo-nazi friends who after a while, gave up and went home leaving Hank Schrader and Chum Chum to honorably part ways. EDP445 however, as he was packing up, his house was raided by the FBI and he was shot down for his dangers to mankind. It was later revealed in a post credits scene that his demise was due to drug use and the police had no idea he was soliciting minors. He gets revived by a One-Up mushroom by Lord Stupid IV and gets back and tries to kill everyone in THE FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE but is defeated.

Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries

In the Post-Timeskip, he is seen in some flashbacks revealing scenes that were never revealed before. Like when he absorbed Flynn's life essence in front of Hank Schrader, and raped Gomie in front of Hank who didn't realize he had a crush at the time and when he betrayed Lord Lavender and yeeted him off Airforce 1, where he landed in a dumpster. Much later, with Chop Chop Master Onions help, he transforms into NEO EDP445 and does antagonistic things however flees when he loses to a bunch of protagonists.

His [[NEO]] Form

Fanboy and Chum Chum: The Problem Child

He attempted to solicite Cruel Fredrick in a warp zone however Fredrick was the predator in this scenario and finally fucking killed him by tricking him into eating a poisonous cupcake.

Him after he got killed by Cruel Fredrick

Part X2/Pigmask Army Saga

Dark EDP445

After eating a a poisonous cupcake from a cruel kid, EDP445 would be presumed dead and his body would be buried 6 feet under because nobody gave a shit about him. While in Hell, he became good friends with Jeffrey Epstien whom is an previous antagonist in the earlier seasons of Fanboy & Chum Chum and Charlie Morningstar. EDP445 and the two would devise a plan to escape Hell from Satan and to have revenge on the dumb duo and Verbalase. EDP445 would use Bella The Wolf as a decoy to sacrifice herself and put it the Helluva Boss world(really gay shit)while him and the others would escape by using the exit. Since EDP445 is so fucking fat, they immediately got caught but EDP445 threw Jeffrey Epstein in the hell water and eventually flee off with Charlie to the unknown.

EDP445 would be awakened after two years of his body rotting and the cemetery being abandoned to rot and he though of a plan to get his powers back before rotting to hell again. EDP445 would go to meet Fanboy & Chum Chum as a disguised man called Dr. Disrespect to manipulate them into thinking he was good and safe to enter their totally not dangerous treehouse. The duo didn't give a shit because they were dealing with hell at that time and needed a immediate break so they stationed Dr. Disrespect as a bodyguard Incase some bastard entered the treehouse. EDP445 would steal as many power drugs, bionic superpowers, and steroids to make him as powerful to defeat major characters as an entity known as Dark EDP445. He would possess a shadowy form and would never be heard ever again throughout the saga and kept stealing souls from innocent 13 year old "Cupcakes" to become a God. His Dr. Disrespect persona would be used by a clone of his who would later develop the personality traits of EDP445.