Filia
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Real Name |
Filia Amelia Cecilia Medci | |
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Species |
Half Human,
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Sex |
Woman | |
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Relative(s) |
Medici | |
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Residence |
New Meridian | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Lacey (best friend)
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Criminal Record |
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First Appearance |
Cyraxx's search history | |
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Role |
unapologetic jailbait by Alex Ahad in a videogame | |
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Parasite |
some tapeworm (formerly)
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Yu-Gi-Oh Decks |
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Status |
Somehow alive | |
Filia Amelia Bedilia Cecilia Medici (フィリア・メディチ Firia Medichi) is a fatass and the main character of Skullgirls. She's a fatass because she's got a symbi-sorry I meant "parasite" named Samson who gave her an eating disorder. Sadly for her, not only did Samson gave her an eating disorder, but he also gave her amnesia.
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She attends an all girls private school a street across Milkweed Academy, which solely exists to mock and overshadow public schools like Milkweed. She studies under the tutelage of Scary Strict Teacher, and others who are so unimportant, they are unnamed. Her best friend in school is Lacey, who often share each others studies, gossip and play music together, until Filia's disappearance, and later Lacey after being found. Despite being an Alzheimer's sounding amnesiac, she is decently bright enough to receive strong grades at her school, proficient at mathematics to excel in double-entry book keeping.
Unfortunately for her, her ass is so fat that she gets constantly sexually harassed, one example includes Crazy Spongebob trying to make Filia his bottom bitch. She fought him and beat him, in fact, she punched him in his spongey gut so hard, he puked out Samson who quickly absorbed her and became his new host.
Despite all that Samson did to her. One thing Samson certainly helps with is fighting, especially when she gets attacked or harassed. Not only physically, but verbally, as Samson bites back with shit talk about her offenders circumstances. As well as being a surprisingly decent friend to talk to.
As a fat cunt, her favorite food is unsurprisingly smash burgers, and her favorite diner is Pertwee's Burgers.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Pretty normie all things considered. Besides being interested in the usual things for girls her age, she has the personality of a generic super hero, she often attempts to fight off evil, especially when a victim is distressed. However Samson does nod her more often to do that to itch his violent tendencies under her rules and conditions, making her more reckless than prior. Her amnesia also gives her recognition issues. For example, she often mistakes most men for Jerma and women who dye their hair green or blue for Lacey, commonly mistaking Squigly for Lacey.
According to Fanboy before her amnesia she was apparently very bitchy compared to now. And bullied his dorky demeanor during his first and only time approaching her.
She's also a lesbian who has the hots for the Pokémon gardevoir.
Appearances[edit | edit source]
Skullgirls[edit | edit source]
Alternative Timeline[edit | edit source]
There is one significant alternative timeline in Skullgirls where she kills Marie and claims the Skull Heart. Using it grant a wish to make Painwheel revert back to Lacey, which worked, as the drugs disappeared from her system alive and well, but still retained some physical scarring.
Overtime however Filia becomes corrupted by the Skullheart and becomes the antagonist in Fanboy and Chum Chum: Arena. Where Lacey, Fanboy, Chum Chum, and Bob The Oompa Loompa team up to stop her slaughtering millions.
-Peacock after she kicked her ass
Filia rots her brain to Homestuck
Filia in the Kwaiti release
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Before she was infected by Samson, she used to be considered an aryan beast by weirdos. But after fusing with Samson, her acquaintances thought she was going emo.
- Thanks to a nerd, Filia fell down the Homestuck rabbit-hole
- She participated in the biggest eating competition in Two Egg, Florida, against Oguri Cap. In the end Filia lost, and it wasn't even close, all because Filia really had to go to a random gas station for a white Monster energy drink.
- According to Filia herself Samson was not the first parasite she obtained. Whatever it is, it's most likely just a tapeworm.
- Much like Garfield in Nick-All-Stars Brawl, despite being a fatass, she is very fast. So fast she's the fastest character in Skullgirls to this day.
