Woo Bum Kon
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| Strongest Old South Korean | ||
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Real Name |
Woo Bum-Kon The South Korean God of war | |
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Alias(es) |
Officer Woo Bum-Kon | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
November 5 1955 | |
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Nationality |
South Korean | |
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Residence |
his fuckass home | |
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Affiliation(s) |
South Koreas Police (Before the incident) | |
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Occupation(s) |
Police Officer (Formerly) | |
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Criminal Record |
Killed 56 people in his act of trolling | |
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Rank |
-56 | |
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First Appearance |
The Uiryeong shooting incident (First Canonical Appearance) | |
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Role |
Major Antagonist | |
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Allies |
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Onlyfans |
HELL NAH | |
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Status |
alive but was Formerly Dead | |
Woo Bum-Kon is the main antagonist of Skullgirlz 3 and the perpetrator of south Korea's deadly mass shooting, the Uiryeong shooting incident also known as the Woo Bum-kon incident which he killed 56 people 57 if we count himself all because of his girlfriend swatting a fly on his chest he has a top ten highest score ever. he later shows up in the Skullgirlz series as a major antagonist as he and Boog were planning to destroy The Skull Heart Permanently to prevent another one of these shitty games from happening.
Before Skullgirls
Before the events of skullgirls we first meet Woo Bum-Kon before the incident as he was recently demoted from his rank in the police force due to many Sober NPC people bitching about his alcoholmaxxing and violent temper, And so he met a girl and was gonna get freaky with her and marry her after moving into her home something that the fuckass long nosed hrrr going villagers hated, However her parents wouldn't let him marry her due to once again his alcoholmaxxing "WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HATE MY DRINKING PROBLEM!" this would fuel his inferiority complex.
Anyways the incident would happen soon after this as He would get into an argument with his girlfriend because after all the police work he was doing he was attempting to have a nap but then a fuckass fly landed on his chest and his girlfriend decided it would be a good idea to smack him on the chest with the flyswatter of pain and misery, So she swatted him and that woke him up and put him in excruciating pain Enraged he left his home and went to his police station where he once again began alcoholmaxxing. Soon after that he went back home smashed up the home and smacked the fuck out of his girlfriend before running to the Armory and grabbing several weapons along with 180 rounds of ammo and 7 grenades in order to commit an act of trolling lolololol.
Anyways thus his act for the lulz and for the funny began as he shot and killed some random ass guy walking on his street without his knowledge before going to a post office and shooting the place up because he hates the postal service more than the people who find his alcoholmaxxing disgusting and also because he never got the brand new hot and sexy freaky magazine in the mail, after killing 3 people in the post office one of the guys he took out was a telephone operator so Woo cut all the phone lines before continuing, After leaving the post office Woo would open fire at multiple people including his girlfriend, Killing 6 or 7 HAHAH. But woo was getting thirsty and alcohol wasn't gonna quench his thirst so he went to a store and told this young boy to get him a Coca Cola from the grocery store to which the boy agreed to do but After getting what he had asked for, and tasting the coca cola Woo got angry and killed the kid anyways because that shit was the cherry version and not normal sugar variant. he would then open fire at the grocery store too because fuck your bitch ass buy n large owned store. Woo continued his shooting at the marketplace, killing an additional 14 residents before making his way towards Pyeongchon
Once he finally arrived in the village he decided that today would be a great day to ruin someones Wake because woo has a inferiority complex or some shit and doesn't want people to mourn because he's an ass. So anyways he showed up at the wake and pretended to care Woo paid his respects to the deceased and offered to give ₩3,000. However the guests were uh being too fucking nosy with them asking why does he have grenades and stuff Then one of the guys at the wake explained that they were all unloaded and totally weren't loaded trust me. then his dumbass touched Woo's gun and asked why he'd carry empty guns and Woo got pissed because THAT MAN TOUCHED HIS GUN! he then proceeded to kill everyone in the wake.
Finally after like many FUCKING MINUTES OF WAITING THE POLICE DECIDED that now was the time to lock in and actually stop Woo from doing any more Freaky Trolling. Woo found refuge in a farmhouse belonging to a 68-year-old old fucker, claiming that he was chasing a Communist infiltrator and that the family should totally believe him and gather in the main room. He then proceeded to hold the Place hostage before the cops arrived. Woo realizing he was gonna be turned into swiss cheese realizes that it is time to activate the final explosion and as such Woo strapped two grenades to his chest and detonated them killing himself and his hostages ending the Woo Bum Kon incident. Police were unaware of Woo's whereabout until the morning hours. Inside the home, police recovered four rounds of ammunition and one hand grenade from inside the farmhouse.
Besides Woo, 56 people died in the shooting while 35 others were wounded. Six of the deaths were of people mortally wounded who died several hours later in hospitals. However Woo Wouldn't stay dead for long as sooner or later the main top high Scorer in Asia needed to go save the world from something worse than people hating his alcoholmaxxing.... Another fucking skullgirlz game.
Skullgirls
Woo makes his absolute cum inducing return in the hit game Skullgirls 3 with him being brought back to life by boog in a satanic ritual that involved Alcohol, A Pentagram and a Image of Fatass Mejiro Mcqueen. Woo was back and he was informed that he was brought back to permanently destroy the skull heart in order to prevent another shitty ass Skullgirls game and in return he'd get 1 million beers. WIP WIP
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