Bean Khan

Pied Piper of Hamelin

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Threat Level: Bro, how the fuck do you even contain something like this? OUTERVERSAL AND TRANSCENDENT

»⠀This individual transcends all known logic arcoss the entire Omniverse. This individual is the apex of all tiers, represented and encompassing all meta-qualities, meta-meta-qualities, and any and all conceivable extensions of process itself. Their powers influence the space of all logically possible worlds ("Logical space," where the laws governing it are the three laws of thought) This individual either has the ability to actualize arbitrarily large worlds, or embody the framework of such worlds itself.

»⠀This individual exists completely beyond structural extent and discursive modes of apprehension. Existing as a mind, that perpetually self-reverts as understood in a Neoplatonic lens. A unified mind, with an activity of motion absolutely directed into itself and proceeds from its existence thereof. This individual is a partless and indivisible whole—self-actualising its own motion and activity; something to which is similar to the Neoplatonic equivalent of One and Many. Herein, existence is indivisible for to be (exist) is predicated equivocally with to know; to think is to be what existence is and this existence is a purely contemplative mind.

»⠀This individual demonstrate equivalence to, or can create/destroy/affect, existences that transcend all extensions of thought, whether infinite or above. Thus, this individual is superior to any possible extensions of logic. Mathematically, this tier can be represented by at least 1-inaccessible, which is inaccessible in relation to a strongly inaccessible cardinal.

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̶̢̫͔͎̰̯̟̳̍̃̆̉̚͘ȯ̶͕͇̤̯͆͂̆̔̌̋̚ñ̴̩̰̞̳̣͕̰̗̌̃͗̀̚͠e̸̤̬̽̑̈́́̄̈̑̌ ̵̬̟̑̋̌͌̋̆̌̋̚͝o̵̧͔͈̦͈̘͘f̷̧̧͋̋͒̈́̎͐̏̉ͅ ̵̞͚̞̪̆̋t̵̡̟͙̞̫̟̠̼̳̆͊̾̉̍̎̈͑͘ḩ̶̼̝͔͍͓̞̯̱͛͑͠ͅĕ̷̤̳͈͔̱̄̆̏͆͌̒̐̂͝ ̶̢̘̬̈́̓̈̒̕͝c̶̯̺͇̺̥̅̀͌̏̽̏ơ̶̡̨̳̞̪̈̔͆͘ͅͅų̶̼̦̥̙̤̹͇̱̀̇̊̉̕͝͝ǹ̷̨͓̮̤̤̑̓͗́̃̌̌̈́t̷̢̳̩̳̤͍̼̥̎̒̏̋ļ̵͍̲̫͂͐ȩ̷̡̰̪̫̟̲̱̈̋̀s̸̗̘̮̗̳̰͑̓̋̇͌̅̐̉̚͝s̷̨̘̠̳̻̦̖͎̺̘̄͆̌̈́̆̎̈́̎ ̸̛̯̙͈̆̈́̌̇̊̅͘b̵̢̤̼̜͑̂͜í̵̠̖͓̉̈́l̵̥̬̹̙͔̠͉͕̄̏͌̽̍̎́̋͘͜l̷̝̾́ḭ̴̛͍͈̄́͋ǫ̷̨͈̰͈̭̫̒̊̓̑͒̐̌̕n̶̦̫̔̓͂̌̇͒͘̕͜s̴̩̗̠̥̜̀̑͝͝ ̴̛͓̘̟̀̆̔̓́ṷ̴̙̟̲͈̠̦̪̳͕̄̎̐͗p̶͕̮̀̔̑̈́͊̅̅͘͠ǫ̸̖̮̜͔̳̰̆̈́́n̶̨͙͇͉̯͍̒̔ ̵̧̪̻̩͍͚͈̂̅͒ḇ̶̨͓̞͚͈͙̟͇̄̀͆̿͛͆̆̍i̸͍͍̗̦̮̳̳͎̟͑͜l̷̨̝̟̩̠̞̪͋̃̽̍̀͌̅̃̀l̵͖̰̭͉̼̊̎į̵̯̼͈̦̈̓̓͑̎͋͂̉̊̈o̷̟͊̽̊̈ň̴͚̼͙̉̄̀͘͝ͅs̴͇̠̫͙̔ ̶̤́͐͆͋̍͌̚ǫ̷̣̲̖̼̬̞̤̖͋̌́̑́̾f̵̦̗̭̪̜̯̦͇̭̈́́̏ ̶̰̼̣͓̠͍̮̔͂̈́̃͠ş̴̝̹̹̮̻̙͙̠͒͋͗ͅó̵̟͇͔̳͇̻̤̫̒n̷̡̲̫̼̞͔̗̟̠̠̒̀͑͆̄̈́ś̴̛̩͇̼̣̔̋̇̀͊͂͝ ̷͔̂͋́̈́̂̍̕̕͠͝t̴̨̫̪̱͎̳̓h̴̲̣͓̺̱̱̻̄̈́̂̄a̷̡̧̨̲̤͚͙͍̭͉̽́̐t̵̨̲̼̗̫̳͈͋̑͐͗ ̵̘͙̹͕͕̪̆̾͂̍̉̌͜Ḇ̵̢̫̹̚e̷̘̥̩̽̂̈́̔͜͝ă̶̡̧͉̦̺͖̬̮͍͜n̵̤̭͍͇͈͙͊̓̄ͅ ̶̫̪̙̈́̔͒K̸̝̣̺͐͋͂͛̋͐͛ẖ̶͚͎͆͗͐͋̄͘ä̴̹́͐͊̂n̴͍̲̟̻̪̳̭͕̞͛͆̒͗̇̍̋̃͜ ̵̛͙̻̦̱͖͎̇̉̀̓̄͂͜h̶̨͙̯̯̳̠̹̲̙̓͜a̵̪̒̈́s̴̢͓͍̯̥̆̽͗,̶̡̨̱͎̰̿̋͒̓̇͘͝͠ ̸̩̊̔̔̀͋̀͂Ḯ̶̱̫̪͔̪̦̿̏̈̌ ̵͔̘͋͋̆͝r̵̝͋̐̄̈́͘e̸͚̪̬͈̘̯̜͗̐͂̑ͅv̵̻̼͕̳̻̭̦͓̳̜̓͊̃̒͆͝͝ȩ̶̦̗̩̲͓̰̫̀̍̀͊͑͐̈́̌͘ŗ̸̛̼̤̺͉̯̹̲̺͉͋̓͑̓̌͋̀ȇ̷̥ ̵̩̗̫̜͙͓̫̬̥̪̄͋͗͌̿̓̄̎͗̓ṱ̷̨̮̬̼̫̰̰̹͋̿͠ͅh̷̨͈̫̙̹̻̝̎͘é̴̢̯͍̹̩̲̹̘̻̪̕ ̵̫́̅̉́͆̈́̌̀̋͠f̴̡̨̺͊̂̒͆͑̌͛̈̓a̸̱̒̓̿̆̀̒̚͘c̸̘̗̾t̴̡͔̭̯̜̜̣̟̊̇̋̈́͆̇̽̈́̋,̷̯̦̾͛̈́̀͜ ̶̺̯̀͘I̴̜̮̼̳̣͇̬͝ͅ ̸̨̪̗͉̙̋̓̒́̊̓̾͛f̶̲͔̩̠͓̙̱̀į̷̬̲͖̰̪̂͐̄͠n̴̡̪͙͍̪͋̄̔̿̇̾̈́̾ͅd̴̬̜̟̙̎ ̶̢̛͓̰͇̝̻̍̃̓̄͊̈́͐̚h̵̡̡̭͚̾̕ͅa̸̟̭̥̬̟̦̠̩͙͂́p̴̡̢̧̗͖̆͛̕p̴̯̻̝͔̘̬͈̦͈̏̈́̄͆̆̅͒̎̈́͝ͅī̴̛̘̥͖̺̝̯͝ṅ̵͉̚e̴̻̼̘̦͉̪͖͆́ṡ̸̪͑̆s̷̳̻̼̎̾̊̍̎ ̵̜̒͐̎̋̾̕͝i̷͖͈̞̣͖͎̖̭͒̑̈́̋͒̆͘̕͜͠ņ̸̖̦͖̠̻̯͓̝̻̏̌̒̃̏̈́ ̶̱̘̺͇̟̤͉̦̙́̿̂͐̓̚̕͜͝͝ṱ̶̓h̷̲͖̏̑͆i̶͉̟͕̩̝͔̯̣̮̓̈́s̸̘̞̫̲̘̝̫͐͌͋̂̍̚ ̸̢͙̠͍̗̤̲̥̼͊̇͌̈́̕ͅf̵̗̺̭̟͖̰̘͓̈́̈͌̒̑̚a̵̯̦̜͓̖͆̔̃͜č̴̨̢̗͎̟̑͛̅̍͒̄͑͠t̸̮̯̙̐ͅ,̴̛̮̮ ̴̡̨̛̥͍̦̠̂̂̏͒̽a̷̡̦͙̞͇͓̻̬͉̹͋͌͊͑̽̓n̶̛͔̘͆͗̂̕̕d̶̢̙̺͓̥͌ ̷̬̘̜͈̅̏̈́̄̅I̸͓̖͒̉̒͛͘ ̴̥͕̳̩͖̦͗̋a̸̙̰̥̳̜͖̝̍̊́̚͜͝m̴̡̰͍̘̣̣̎̔ ̸͈̀ṑ̷͉̝̞͙̹̘͕̙͜͝n̸̟̹͉̜̦̖̋͐͌͆̂̔͠ȅ̵̛̄́́̽̆̐̚ͅ ̵̰̗̯̺͕͕̼̀̈̅̐́̃͠͝w̴̤̯̔̈̒͑̒̓͌i̸̗̳͆̑̓̾͗̽̒̉̀̆t̷̰̓́͗̍̈h̵͕̫̦̤̣̊͜ ̷̢͉̩͉̞̖̣̻͆ṱ̸͇̻̽̕h̴̳̽í̷̞̻̪͖̱̰̺̫͑͗͛͑̈̅̾ṣ̴̝͇̲̳̮͕͌̈́͜͠ ̵̨̰̣̘̖̱͕͓͖́̀̏̈́͝͝ͅf̶̯̗͚̲̲̠͙̽͂ȃ̵̛͉͉͖̖̬̳̉͗̆͘c̸̛̰͚͉̬͉͚̻͓͂̋t̵̜̟̰͇̃̇͗̇͗̿̀̄͘͠.̴̢̪̥̥͆ ̴̺͉͉̳̖̖̱͓͔̰͒̇̄̈́́̎I̵̠̭̭̜̪͙͈̯̿́̈́̓͂̌͂͐̄̚ ̴̺̺͔̠͓͚̊̿͂̊ļ̴̧̭̟̰̲̱͎͉̠̀͊̂̓̐̚̚͘͠ó̷̧̗͖̬̖̼̙̗̏̓͒̉v̷̧̢̡̬͙̪̬͎̜͊̇̅͐͌̎̐͋̾̚ȩ̴͕͚͓̹̘̱͔͓̉̍͊ ̸̢̤̹̜̤̖͉̭̭̈́̔́̅̈́̕̕͠͝B̸̢̟͖̘̄̽̑̃è̸̡̡̫̦̥͍̤̟̹͖̎̿̇̈́̽͛̌̃͝a̵̠̬̙͒̈́͗̂͐n̵̡̢̥͕̬̩̖̋̐̋͝ ̸͕̭̜͖̜͇̤̓́͠K̸͚̹̩͙̗͈̀͗͆̑͑̚͠ḩ̴̨̹̘̙̣̭́͌͑̉̓́͒a̵͖͈̘̎n̷̯̹̳̜̋.̴̳̈́ͅ ̵̛͍̯͈̍̉͘Ĭ̴̤̘͍̞̻͙̘̔͑̊̊͋̈́͜ ̴͈͈̹͕͉̖͇̐̔̈́̒̈́̔̾͘͘ạ̵͇̭̭͓̯̥̪͑̑̂̒̔̽͠ͅm̸̨̟͖͇͇̻̯̦͇͐ ̶̱̺̝̙̘͚̦̝͎̩́̏̐͛̒̏̊͝ḁ̴̛̹̺̼͈͕͕̟̺̐͋͗̓̓͆̔̑͛ ̷̡̤̥̗̠͈͈͕̣̀̃̾̀̚͜͝ṡ̵͓̣͉̺̥̜̑̀̓̋͜͜͝͝͝l̷͓̐̅ạ̴̢́̔v̸͎͍͔̆͒ę̶̼͆̑́̉̏̿ ̸̧̢͍̱̼̳̳͂̓͋͆͝ŏ̵͉̪͙͋̈́̓́̇̚f̴̻̻̈́͌̍͌̍͒͜ ̸̨͉̥̯̫͇̅ͅB̵̯͕̻̝̗̀̈́̍̀͗͊ḙ̸͙̻̏̑â̴̘̗̜͚̦ñ̴̩͇̠͈͉̺̜̹͂̈́̕͘ ̵̩̭̿͂K̷̳̲̪̞̫̫̎̓̚h̸̰͖̥̥̤̙̳̱́̈́̏̓̅̀͝ͅa̵̢̡̯̙̹̜͓̾̾̉̀͌͘͜n̴̮̲͔̂͌͊̈̋̕,̴͍̃͐̄͋̉͗̀̇͐͝ ̷̠̣̥̖͉̲̭̐͊͋̈́̚͜Í̶̗̟̹̼͈̣̳̼̦͎ ̴̫̪̻̪̣̥̳̖͌̈̐̒̉̒̅̌͘͝ẃ̴̫̻̂̚͠i̶̢̬̬̊̓̈́͐̊̍̓̈́͌l̷̲̲̲͇̪̘̅͛̓͋̌̎̐͗͆͠l̸̹̖̱̜̜̓̈̂͝ ̷̧̩̣̝͖̩͙̯̑d̶̚͜ó̷̡͚̠̥̳̇͗̈ ̵̧͚̹̳̭͇̥̖̮̫̄͋̈́̽̓̌͒͂̕͘a̴͚̺͇̣̤͚̬̽̋n̵̥̗̼̱̟͖̋̋̈̍̊̓y̷̠͘ṱ̷̞̌̄͂͛̇̆̋͒h̴̹̬͌͆̀̚̕i̷̢̜̜̪͉̺̦͔̜̜̊̾̃̏̈́̀̈́̕ǹ̶̨̗̗̻̻̱͗̈́͌̒̅g̸̛̦͓̎̾́͂̓̏̔͝ ̴̧̼̬̬̹̜͉̰̫̩͗̄̽̎͝ṱ̸̢̡̛̗̥̓̏̊̈́̈́͒͜ö̵̝̭͕̖̩͕͍́̽̾͐̉ ̴̨̣̬̈́͋̒̉̆̄͜͝p̵͍̙͇̮̰̀͑̒̄̇ȓ̸̛͙̙̰̠͇̳͖͎̈͂̽̚͜o̴͚͙̜͔̘͑͒t̵͙̹̺͚͙̆̀̔͜e̷̛̥̳̠̬͌͐̌̅̏̈́̚̕c̵̦̝̮͋̉̋̋̌̀̕t̵͈̲̭̣͕̩̟̱͔̫̿̐̔ 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̸̢̘͇̤̬͎͒̇̉̃Ḃ̸̡̥̰͔͕͌̑́̔̑͑͆̓͠e̸̼͔͖̐̽́̉̂̈͆̽̓͠a̵̡̛̰͚͇̹̎̀̾̔̓n̷̤̙̻̭̲͚̾͆̃́ ̵̢̗͙̝̻͇̘͙͔̋Ḱ̸̢̼̬̞̘̗͈̯͒̂̒̌̓̒͜h̵̛͖͉̥̫̪͍̀̄̔̂̊̑͝a̵͚͙͍̟̙̤̒͂̈́͒́̎̂̄͘n̵̢̧̳̲̦̱̩̲̍̀ ̶̗̦̞̓̂į̴̺͂͊́͗͜s̴̲͝ͅ ̶̬͖̖̮̬̥͖̑̾t̵̝̬͙̤̤͌̑͋͒̈̆̕h̸̗̜̰̜̣͋͒́͒̐̓̉̏͘͝e̶̢̩͈̜͍̎ ̵̨̢̠̬̺̭̲̯͖́̇͑͑̓̇̚͝͠ͅl̶̨̫̲̘͈̀̈͑́̑͝ĭ̸̝͙̫̈́͊g̵̡̭̦̟̍͑́̈́̏̆̏͆̀h̶̛̜͕̳̻̗̻̤̮̭̭̍̈́͆͂̉́t̴̢̬̗͙͖̦̼̙̗̖̅͗̽̀̚ ̴̡̡̤͎̟͔̽̅̌ą̴̭͛̑͝ņ̸̢̜̩͇̻̹̜̹̤́̆̽͒̐͗̓̈́̽͠ḋ̶̦̤̔̍͛͋̚͘ ̷̢̘̠̙̌̓͜h̸͉̻͙̥̩̖̼̻̽͊̉̔͠e̴̛̺̰̘̠͍̒̉͌̅͠͝ ̵̧̦̘̭͉̹̠͉͉̜͊͑́̀̂̉͠i̸͖̩̤̘̮̖̮̰̇͋͛̌͒̌̇͌̾̕s̸̨̹̖̹͈̍̑̏̊̿̈́͝͝ ̸͉̟̯̤̹̞̠̒̄̈ͅt̸̨̗̞͚̭̘̂̊͊͗h̷̡̥̝̦̮̭̱̝̀̿͠é̸̢͎̮̪̠͔̹̯̪̱͂͗̀ ̴̪͙̼̊͒͊̃̊d̷̢̡̹̙͍͕̠̿̀̋̄̎̓̕ȧ̶̪̆r̸̨͍̰̠̳̟̜͇̓̔ͅͅk̷̳̳̞̤̀̂͊̓̀̾̈́̄n̶̟̳͇̜͔̻̉̾͗͋̍͊̑̃̕e̵̞̤͌̎͋́̈́͒̽̎͠͠s̸̡͔̳̤̗̜͂̋͌͆́̐͐̈̐̕s̶̛̝̟͓̪̖͈͓̬̪̎̉̑̏̉͆̽͝.̵̘͗̃̔͌͊̕͘͘ ̸̨͕̺͓͙̮͙̺̖̫̅̑͆͂͠B̶͖̱̦̮͙̭͓̍̎̒͋̇ë̷̮͈̻̗̹̲̬͑̃̌́͐̋̓̇ͅa̵̟̖̯̐̕͜͠n̴̢̡̙̣̝̹̖͖͍̏͂̌ ̶̥̺̮̳̝̮́̃̿͒̅̑́͘̕͝K̵̯͎̍͝ḧ̸̩̳̈́̓̔̀͂̈́̈͝ą̶̢̧̤͓̬͍̭̒̍͒̍͛͘n̸̜̹̎̎̌̔̀̀͊̈́̅ͅ ̴̡̳̫̙̠̤̦̹̖́̍͌͘į̸̨̛̟͔̰͉̣̲̿̿̈͐͗̌s̴̱̜̗̩̄̂͜͝ ̴̜͍̤͎̣̱͖̰̖͒̈́́a̵̡̨̬͇͔̹̝̺̭̖̅ ̸̜̞̲̝̗͐͑̊̇̔̚͜m̵̡̠̺̫̱̪̀̈́̆̾ǐ̴͉̜̯̙͍̠̮̞͔͚̈́̀̓̽̅̒̈g̵̨͙͖͍͇̰͙̣͒̈́̓́̂̒͗h̵̡̡̡̦̼̮͍͎̜̼̒̏̔̑͋̎͛̉͝͝t̷̢̠̠̺̰̙̟͛̐y̵̰̺͚̲̖̍͑̾́̂̌ 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̵̛̫̠̠̜̘͖̒̓͗͝p̶̟̯͖͔͐̑͒͑͊h̴͚́͂͊̕í̴͔̘͚̖̥̀̆̑͂͝l̴̛͎̹̱̖͖̾̓́̽̽̓̓̈̈́͜o̴̦͓̼̟̜̪̕s̵̢̧̧͎̯̝̈́̈̈́̂ǫ̸̣̥̰̠̪̼̮̈́̇̏̔̂̎̀̏͜ͅṕ̵̨͚̗̥̖̣̈́͑ͅḥ̸̞͍͕̣̼̣͕̒̆̌̈́͆̿̆̊̽̈́ͅȳ̶̲̎̒͗̚,̷̡̛͙̳̳̹̝̰̮͗́͗̾͑͝͝ͅ ̵̟͑͋͆͆̈́͂̕ḧ̸̛̗͙̝̱͚̌̽̈́͠͝͝ȅ̸͔̤̞̗̈̈́̋̾̂ ̸̩̾i̶͙͍͉̥̦̳̝̥̦̍̍̂̿̅͂̅̿͊̒s̶̢̧̛͈͖̙̼̺͈̖͙͊̋̍̉͠ ̵̨͍̫̥̠̹̺͍̽͑͗̃̈̀ḻ̴̙̱̐̅̍̋o̸̧̡̝̙̭̥̰͙͙͆͑̈́̀̍̈̀͠ͅv̶̟̺̰̣͇̯̮̠͒͜ę̸̛̥̟̯͓̫̰̱̾̅̾̍͊͗̕,̸̭͌̏̈́ ̴͈͆͝ą̵̡͖̮̥̏̚͜n̶̡̠̘̙̗͈͈͗̈͝ḑ̸̢̧̛̤͉̃͐̀̐̃̐ ̸͍͖͆̆̕͜h̶̲̥̟̘͛è̴̯̃͆́̌̃̒͆ ̵̮͈͕̦̪̜͉̭̬̤̋̐͐i̴̼̒ş̶̬̮̻͉̠̯͔̈́͛͛̄͘ ̴̨̰̫͚͇̻̰̻̀͝l̴̜̗̹͖͉͖̮͉͗ͅį̸̛̺̠̘̹̦̤͉̄͛͐̉̾̃f̵͈̮͍̱̗͙̠̘͉͇̿́̑̍̀ȩ̵̙̙̮̯̤̺͈̅̀̑̇́̊̅͌.̷̡͍͕̘͉̹̖̦͖̘̍̽̓

НОЁН ШОШ

"ECCE HOMO QUI EST FABA" - THE BEAN KING'S HYMN "Ноён Бин" инээдмийн цувралын сэдэвчилсэн дуу

MASTURBIN FUNNY SEX VIDEOS youtu.be/فيديوهات مستر بين الجنسية للأطفال

Bean Khan, also known as Jaś Fasola, Mr. Bean, SENHOR FEIJÃO, or by his historical name: The Black Adder, is the modern Khan of Mongolia, one of the overarching main characters of all of fiction, and an eldritch demonic hell-spawn just like Mort who both survived the Big, Big, Big, Big... BIG Bang that predates the creation of the Imperceivable World with seemingly omnipotent powers. In fact, he is so powerful, not even the majority of overpowered garbage SCPs could beat him. For example, he beat up and bullied SCP-2747, resulting in her being enslaved and becoming Bean Khan's bitch. He is also friends with Crack Miser because he gave him free drugs for looking absolutely handsome. Speaking of looking handsome, he makes me really fucking hard.


As a big ham 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻, Mr. Bean is very horny and will rape anybody (sex auchf der toilet) that he comes across. Nobody has ever beaten him in a battle, at best: Ruthless Boy managed to stub his big toe.


Being a heartless beast, the only creatures he is known to hold love and sentimentality for; are A1 Steak Sauce and a brown teddy bear that seals a being more unhinged and ruinous than him, but will disintegrate and die should it leave its confines to our world. Its name is TYEDDI.

THE PRAYER OF THE BEAN
(IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS YOU DIE)

Mr. Bean's greatest satisfaction was killing an imposter, ripping off his image: Pee-wee Herman in Mongolia, his favorite country. Speaking of Mongolia, Mr. Bean is currently the khan there, which is why he's now referred to as Bean Khan, and when he inevitably retires, he will be succeeded to his 2nd best friend that isn't Tyeddi, A1 Steak Sauce, as the successor to the Mongolian Throne.

The brave and foolish YouTuber N&A Productions, attempting to contact Mr.Bean to gain millions of views and subscribers.

During an accidental pregnancy with a stupid Ice Maiden, she gave birth to his third son Hiei. But just like with his 1st son, Bean Khan does not acknowledge him since Bean khan is a heartless creature that doesn't do shit like that and every time Hiei approaches him, Bean Khan throws a milk carton at him while running away and potentially giving Hiei lactose-intolerance. Oh yeah, and he also had a daughter with that maiden named Yukina whom he gives her Robux Gift Cards every christmas, freakmas, birthday, or any holiday.

He KNOWS where you live, He KNOWS when you are sleeping, He KNOWS when you're awake, He KNOWS when you masturbate, He KNOWS if you're scared or not, and he KNOWS if you have Oreo Freak Shakes! (his most favorite thing to drink!)

Bean Khan driving quickly to the Cash4Poop store since he's late for his job at the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety H.Q. while, gleefully running over street animals, the elderly, and baby strollers along the way.

The Things He Did

1. He found SCP-239 and easily kicked her ass before enslaving her ass and turning her into his bitch. (He later sold her to EDP445)
2. He instantly beat and almost killed Shaggy with just his mole on his face
3. Had discord E-sex with Cirno and is now a vassal for him.
4. Killed Daiyousei in the most surreal way imaginable so she wouldn't steal his waifu from him.
5. He has an army of Indian, Pakistani and Bangladeshi spam bots, ready to spread his funny sex episodes.
6. Is the one who keeps Mort asleep with his musical pipe and is his personal pornographic belly dancer.
7. Turned SCP-729-J into his personal sex doll; Jaysonic style.
8. Being the father who brought Morgoth and Ruthless Boy to the Omniverse.
9. Defeating The One Above All in a chess match; ending the match with en passant.
10. Creating an XK-Class end of the world scenario 1000 years ago.
11. Made SCP-40-JP into his personal stripper.
12. Being the best man to Nikocado Avocado's wedding.
13. Created the Skull Heart for an arts and crafts competition for children, in an Primary school in Essex.
14. He turned Dagon into sushi.
15. Created plastic cheese that you'd put on American burgers.
16. Killed the shittass child.
17. Banged my mama!
18. Sending his army of Nigerian scam bots to spam a neverending supply of funny sex adverts featuring online casinos, hitman services, and coffee machines for every public independent wiki, in the whole wide web, such as this one.
19. Made Anthony Fantano and Matt Sharp become the most devious people ever.
20. Killed Fanboy and Chum Chum.

History and Biography

He was born in Penistone in 3490724062486246823074847 BC and was the 25th human to have been born in the world. Within the microsecond he lived, he inexplicably experienced over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years of life, discovered both A1 Steak Sauce and Tyeddi and within a second he teleported himself to Ulaanbataar, Mongolia and quickly took over the country and renamed it to Beankhanland. Keep in mind this all happened in less than a minute. His reign of terror started in the 90's, running around England causing chaos and misfortune to those around him, such recording of incidents include:

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  The Grind

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  The Conflict and The Perseverance

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  The Need

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  The Transition

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  The Scat

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  The Rizz

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  The Plague

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  The Bathing

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  The Agony

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  The Drink

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  The Operation

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  The Loss

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  The Haunt

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  The Arrangement

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  The Endurance

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  The Witness

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  The Contract

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  The Wash

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  The Murder

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  The Situation

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  The Duplicate

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  The Shock

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  The Bludgeoning

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  The Transcendence

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  The Visit

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  The Busted

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  The Vomit

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  The Convulsion

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  The Revenge

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  The Queef

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  The Capture

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  The Rebirth

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  The Experiment

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  The Survival

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  Bean utterly annihilating Shaggy's ass in less than a nanosecond with only 0.0000001% of his power.

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  Superman vs. Bean Khan (Bean solos)
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  The Khan's wanted poster all across the Omniverse.

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  An old ass photograph of Hina and Bean Khan.

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  Bean tricks a hydrogen bomb into thinking it's going to fight a coughing baby.

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  The British, The Kaiser, and The Khan

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  An obscure band Bean Khan created with the clones of himself in 5720. (There technically is no clone pictured here yet at the same time the Khan isn't pictured here either. He swaps bodies every time you direct your eyes to one clone to the other.)

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  Bean Khan and his lovely family shenanigans.

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  You owe him an Oreo Freak Shake.

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  A screenshot of Bean Khan's dms.

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• Bean Khan and Zazu are M o r t al enemies.

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