Bowser Jr.
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Real Name |
Prince Bowser Koopa Jr. | |
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Species |
Koopa | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
September 28, 2007 | |
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Nationality |
American | |
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Relative(s) |
Bowser(Father) | |
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Residence |
Bowser's Castle(Formerly) | |
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Affiliation(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
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Rank |
KKK | |
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First Appearance |
In all the bad Mario Party games | |
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Role |
Anti Hero | |
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Onlyfans |
No, but did consider | |
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Status |
Alive | |
"Deer Pescky Plummers. I hat you for steeling my momma frum dad. Its running our famly! >:("
Bowser Jr.(金正恩 Kim Jong Un) is the bastard child of Bowser. He appears as a minor antagonist during the Pre-Timeskip but then becomes an anti heroic protagonist during the Post Timeskip.
He's also got a greater role in SuperMarioLogan or something retarded like that than in his proper home series.
He is DogsEatingDogs6's 5th favourite Mario character.
Biography
Stardust Crusaders
Bowser Jr was born on September 28th, 2007 to Bowser and Shelby (THE FATTEST BITCH YOU'VE EVER SEEN) who left soon after. This trauma would make Junior believed in his childhood that da princess in another castle who Bowser likes to bang from time to time, is his mum. Bowser Jr's very early life wasn't shown; however, he would first make an appearance in Stardust Crusaders as an annoying brat with no personality. Bowser had a rivalry with the red plumber and wanted to kill him so that he won't stop stealing his hubby, so he sent his annoying toddler to kill da plumber whilst Bowser snogged with da princess.
However this terribly failed as Mario got saved by Fanboy and Oz who had beaten Bowser Jr and made him retreat to the Castle. Bowser Jr would appear in the later episodes of Stardust Crusaders where he seems to be a running gag where he bites people like Chum Chum and Boog.
How To Build A Bomb
A few years later, Bowser Jr would be more smarter than before, but still dumb. At one point he wanted to attack Gario but he twisted his ankle and became disabled. But he wanted to attack him NOW! Reluctantly, his farther, concerned for his safety, made a mini clown copter to ride on. Junior loved the vehicle so much that he would go anywhere with it. To the dentist, on the bus, around the house, and even to the toilet, he would refuse to exit it. His only dad did what he thought he could to get his son off that damn thing, but Bowser Jr threw a tantrum and screamed at his dad that he was self diagnosed as "disabled", no proper condition given, and threatened that if he had to leave that clown mobile he would call child protective services that he punishes him physically (Bowser never did that ever).
This attitude with faking a disability had been a pain in the ass for Bowser to get his son to do anything new, or even get a job. As Junior was delusional that he wouldn't need a job anymore now that he was paraplegic and bet that he would live off of disability checks.
Bowser becomes more uninterested in conquering nearby shitty places and just wants to chill with his Koopa Troop but then he realized Bowser Jr needed friends, someone for him to try and impress, and get him someone other than his minions. Bowser Jr tries to get one but realizes that anyone who is calling out for pretending to be disabled is just stupid flamer. However hormones kicked in and he sees a rabbit who needs help carrying trash so he finally abandons that stupid ass clown helicopter tries to impress no other than Cream the Rabbit by helping out taking the trash bag. After some back and forth, they became instant friends and cemented a reason to leave behind his disabled days. They played at the park, getting ice cream, Cream remaking that Junior that he needs a diet, and playing at the arcade together. Cream gave him her Kik messager and flew off. They would see each other here and there, getting into awful habits.
Junior would also go to school in the Summer School Arc and became soggy biscuit buddies with Cody the NERD!!! They hung out on a red couch in the castle rotting their brains and chuckling. He also thought it would be funny to ruin the life of Chef Pee Pee by ruining his mediocre cooking, or pretending the food he ate from Mr Pee Pee tastes like his unfortunate name. Despite how hard he tries to ruin Chef Pee Pee's life and career. He still has his job today and sees Junior like his cruel pranks never did jack to him.
Bowser would declare war on Dr. Robotnik and his robotic army for killing some of his toops for some spare parts to add more boobs to his boobots. Sadly for Bowser, his army was outmatched by da Pingas, in all fronts, man power, equipment, morale and Pingas and his whole castle would be blown up in bits, Bowser Jr saw this and panicked thinking that he will die but got saved by Bowser. All of the Koopa Troops had no place to go to so they packed up and aimed west, Bowser and Bowser Jr stayed at Mario's House and have to adjust living there but Bowser knew that this was the perfect opportunity to live a normal life so he started watching Charleyyy and Friends and hanging around in beaches and pubs.
Bowser Jr's life didn't change and he appeared in a lot more episodes in the later half where he goes out exploring in Galaxy Hills with his friends and teams up Ruby Rose where they beat up some wack goons. Bowser Jr also appears in the FINAL LACKLUSTER BATTLE where he becomes a homie to Lucas, Otis, and Paul Blart to attack EDP445 and his army.
Masturbation Diaries
Between the events of the Timeskip, Bowser Jr bought his way become a spy from his dad, after being disabled, a space mining foreman, and a shadow man were jobs too hard for Jr. and trained by Steven Segall for 1 month to become a master of jizz, but most of the time he was hanging around Cody and Joseph which they all had their wacky gay adventures as filler during the between.
Bowser Jr in the Timeksip would be seen as a rebellious teenager who also spies for his dad incase someone like Lord Stupid IV uncovering Bowser's plans to recreate his army. Bowser Jr would hang around town and sees a bounty for Fanboy by Kyle so like any other character, Bowser Jr hatches a plan to destroy Fanboy and Chum Chum by using many intense fire-breathing and his Clown Car to kill them, so him and his friends partnered up to call Fanboy and Chum Chum to come over and destroy them expectantly but Fanboy knew and prevents all the attacks leaving the gang confused so they did it again but Fanboy keeps dodgeing it and with that distraction, Chum Chum attacked them and the trio failed their mission. Bowser Jr would feel embarrassed and tries to train in the woods hence why he has some adventure gear on. He returns for school and becomes a person you don't wanna reckon with but he's in the dumb classroom and gets addicted into watching South Park so Cream stops loving on him to move on with her life, leaving Bowser Jr sad and hopeless. He becomes Trunks friends because he thinks his retardation is funny AF.
He also becomes a skilled artist warrior with a ability known as Shadow Mario; to where he got the ability, it was from Bowser who given him as a stand and known that Bowser Jr had grown up to have this epic skilled ability.
xXxRedemptionxXx
Bowser Jr would become friends with the SCP named Jeffy and they both would join the first rendition of the Troll Slaiyers because of their powers, Bowser Jr was called The Fire Power while Jeffy was called The Retard. Bowser Jr would invite Cody and Joseph to join the epic Troll Slaiyers and earned nicknames like The Gay and The Douche but then saw Cream on the same team and wanted to be with her again and even told her about it but she didn't even looked at him and continued fighting on the same team. The Leader Shadow improvised his plan and wanted to defeat the trolls with all the power they had and all rushed to the Troll Castle and killed every troll there before seeing The Troll King and his servants and had a fucking awesome battle but then everybody got knocked down and Joseph died but he has the reliability to respawn like Kenny so no deaths. Bowser Jr was epic in that battle but since he was injured to do anything, he also retrieved to Wario's Castle. Cream would still be in the team even though she would go on more adventures with Blaze and Quico. Shadow knew that Cody, Jeffy, and Joseph was fucking useless so he kicked them out which made Bowser Jr fucking mad so he left as well.
The Four would become absent for a little while before returning when they got captured by The Defenders for being affiliated with Bowser and got tortured by them but then Bowser Jr eventually escaped with other 3 when he distracted them with fire. Bowser Jr soon returns in the final battle where he aids Shadow one more time on defeating the trolls.
Part X2
Bowser Jr would be seen under the bridge, still traumatized by the torturing from the Defenders and he would later see his former soldiers in the Koopa Troop saying that there home was taken by the infamous Pigmask Army. Bowser and Bowser Jr would return to the Badlands and realize that it was colonized by Pigmask Soldiers so Bowser attacks them with Koopa Troop, decimating them all while Bowser Jr just watches as the blood pour from the Pigmasks. Bowser would soon return to Mario's House where Bowser would plan to join the Second Rendition of the Troll Slaiyers(Only returning members are Shadow and Wario) and did so he was given the nickname as The Real Fire Power.
That made Bowser Jr pissed off about the nickname but he shrugged it off and returned with his friends, koopas, and goombas to attack Pigmask H.Q. Jeffy would join The Last Crusaders but he would offer to help Bowser Jr, Joseph, and Cody to attack it. They vandialized the building and then caused a fire in the building but then got approved by Buck Cluck and almost defeated them but since Bowser Jr used his Shadow Mario Stand, he defeated Buck Cluck with ease at the end and destroyed the building, causing the death of a reactor and hundreds of Pigmask Soldiers but Jeffy left early so Bowser Jr didn't know what happened to him.
Bowser Jr would return home but then he heard screaming from Cream's House and soon he found out that Vanilla was helding Jeffy and Mario kidnapped in a Kinky Dungeon so he attacks Vanilla unexpected and makes her unconscious so he frees Jeffy and Mario after that. Cream saw it and wanted to become friends with Bowser Jr again so he accepted it and became deep friends with her meaning that the Downfall of Toshiaki and Cream's relationship. Bowser Jr would be training on a mountain just like Goku did before and then gets approached by Sky Lark who invites him to be in The L.O.S.E.R.S and he gladly accepts. He is served on the Villains side and helps the team in the final battle. After this, Cream expresses her feelings for Bowser Jr again and he gladly accepts so they hug each other as Cream officially broke up with Toshiaki
Lost Masters Arc
He is seen with Cream fighting Sora to prevent him from becoming the Wind Waker and does sucessfully beats him at the cost of looks. Bowser Jr also hangs around his friends and is even the Main Protagonist in the School Bus Episode where him and Jeffy does shitty things.
Gallery
Pre-Timeskip Version
Post-Timeskip Version
oh no oh god the horror
Bowser Jr and Chef Pee Pee on Mother's Day(art by GalaToots)
His Stand, Shadow Mario
Him after he broke up with Cream the Rabbit
Him when he got back together with Cream
