Bob Bobowski
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Garo | |
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Male | |
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Date of Birth |
April 20, 1969 | |
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Criminal Record |
A LOT | |
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First Appearance |
Masturbation Diaries and more | |
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Major Antagonist | |
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Actor |
WillFromAfar | |
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Onlyfans |
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Bob Bobowski is a major antagonist in the Fanboy & Chum Chum Comics lore. He is the main antagonist of Ken Penders' in-universe fanfiction, The Masturbation Diaries, a Fanboy & Chum Chum themed remake of Ken Penders' final arc during his run with Archie Comics, Masturbation 25 Years Later. Later it would be revealed that Ken Penders is working with the NPC Alliance to make him a major enemy against ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ, but shortly after Ken Penders war on slushie copyright, Ken Penders would then try to get revenge on ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ for transforming his lame script for his OC villain into a ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดture. He is one of ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ's few "friends" under his Waluigi persona. Bugs Bunny would later kill him off shortly becoming a member of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!
He killed off Kyle but he eventually got revived by Dialga in the Meme Saga.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Originally, Bob wanted to be a Soundcloud Rapper, but everyone hated his shitty music as they went to Pat-Town in what was once Pyongyang, North Korea to listen to Patrick Star's music instead. It is shown throughout MD that Bob cares about bitches more than anything and does whatever it takes to get them. Bob also personifies pieces of garbage, mainly for sexual roleplay.
Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries[edit | edit source]
Bob is the main antagonist of the film. He starts off trying to be a Soundcloud Rapper, but nobody wants to listen to Bob's shit ass music, causing Bob to get pissed the fuck off. He then walks down the street pissed, when he finds a flyer that allows you to become a candidate for Assistant Prime Minister, In Canada.
Fast Forward 7 years later, Bob's life is going downhill again. He is no longer APM and and his music is still ass. This is when Bob has a devious plan, TO TAKE OVER THE US! So he opens an evil lair called Bob's Evil Headquarters For Bitches and hires Minions to do most of his biding.
Meanwhile he takes over Galaxy Hills, erasing many pages on the streets, and takes over as President. Bob makes very very bad laws causing everyone (including Fanboy and Chum Chum) to get pissed the fuck off.
Later on, In Bob's next scene, It's actually revealed that he had history with EDP445 off screen in Fanboy and Chum Chum: How to Build a Bomb, where he is his assistant prime minister, however EDP yeeted him off of Airforce 1 after a misunderstanding and Bob landed in a garbage dump.
During the scene where they spy on Bob's Lair, He is also revealed to be a sex offender as he does bad roleplay with underage pieces of Garbage. All the characters are shocked by this and Chum Chum plans to get revenge and kill Bob.
Bob needed a person for his upcoming plan so he manipulates Parappa, by doing this he gave him a rocket launcher. Parappa kills all the people who were able to stop Bob but now isn't able to since they are dead.
Eventually, Bob enacts his ULTIMATE PLAN to put a wall between the US and Canadian Borders with the help of Dr. Hรคmsterviel and Marmalade. However, Fanboy, Chum Chum, and the rest of the Frosty Mart Gang, brakes into his office and they fight at the rooftop where Bob falls off and lands into Landfill Dump. It is later found out that he survived and is roaming around, finding the perfect chance of revenge.
Part X2[edit | edit source]
Apparently, he joined the League of Gangstas after a year of doing endless shit with the real Boopkins. He was demoted to a minor antagonist seeking to have revenge on EDP445(Doesn't know he's already dead), Fanboy, and Chum Chum.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- His first appearance was in the SMG4 series, specifically SM64 Bloopers: Can Ganondorf come out to play?.
- Bob has a garbage fetish.
- The credits of Fanboy and Chum Chum: Masturbation Diaries credit Glitch Productions and Luke Lerdwichagul, Meaning Bob's inclusion was officially licensed.
- In one of Bob's Garbage RP scenes, there is a piece of Garbage that shares the same color and personality as Fishy Boopkins, Bob's best friend from his source material.
- Garbage Boopkins also falls for another piece of Garbage that is blue and has the same personality as Tari.
- Bob's favorite movie is Cuties.