Mr Muffin
Mr. Muffin is a victim of DID and is one ego shared between him and Valentine. Not only that but he also suffers from schizophrenia, to Fight Club levels of influence, getting arrested one time from the voices in his head for breaking a microphone. His conditioned worsens when Fanboy and Chum Chum started studying in his school.
The only voice in his head that saves him from insanity is Valentine, his healer. She helps mend his mind and body at the price of controlling him every now and then, especially if there is doom or ripefully sadist opportunities are involved. Apparently Valentine was the main reason why Poopatine gave him the position of teacher.
Personality[edit | edit source]
As Mr. Muffin[edit | edit source]
He is a respectable and well mannered primary school teacher, with not much emotion to him, besides being easily annoyed or humored by Fanboy & Chum Chum to extreme degrees, being described as grouchy or playful by others around him.
He is so monotone and emotionless. He screams like Chills the YouTube Channel. Letting out a bored 'aaaaah' instead of a proper scream.
He is shown to have a secret feelings and a closeted fan towards his favourite musician: Hatsun Miku. Often keeping her merch and drawings of her he confiscates from his students into his locked desk drawer.
As Valentine[edit | edit source]
When Valentine takes control, he releases his botox filled boobs from his extremely tight corset, and wears a blue wig, an eye patch, and a skimpy surgeon's uniform. She enjoys being a ninja and employing operations on her patients. Subjecting them to torture so graphic that I can't be bothered to go into detail about.
She's madly in love with Morbious.
She also works for this cyborg called Brain Drain alongside Zigra, who seek to create their own powerful artifacts, such as the Chrome Heart. Her job is to find and retrieve organic spare parts for his experiments, and has assisted Zigra in turning Lacey into the undying, mind controlled super-solider: Painwheel.
Skullgirls[edit | edit source]
In Skullgirls Valentine aided with Double, Poopatine and Marie the final Skullgirl, to bring destruction to Galaxy Hills and New Meridian at large. The reason why is simply for self-preservation and the fact she worked for Poopatine before the plan anyway and is thus tagging along.
Shortly before then Valentine's sadism helped turn Lacey into Painwheel to use as a pawn to stop anyone who the Double and the Skullgirl.
Luckily however Valentine got her ass kicked by Filia in revenge for Lacey, proving once again that ass is better than tits. She survived the whole event, and lives to terrorize another day. But it took her 4 months to manifest more commonly again, and next time, she will kill Fanboy and Chum Chum to relieve Mr. Muffin of his burden.
Original Fanboy and Chum Chum[edit | edit source]
In the OG gag manga. He ends up being the deus ex machina in The Chum of Gum, to stop Poopatine from killing Fanboy and Chum Chum's gummy friend, Gum Gum. Via elaborately crashing into Poopatine's chair and spilling his caldron of his homemade seljanka soup used to add Gum Gum as his final ingredient to make the most disgusting dish known to man, caused by powerful newly fitted blow hand dryers.
In WWF, he plays a bigger role in fighting PETA off the school after allegations of the school being abusive to Gum Gum from the previous story and still frog dissections, later changing into Valentine after meeting a breaking point, marking her first appearance.